| HEAR YE! HEAR YE! |
[Apr. 18th, 2008|01:09 pm] |
I am a pretty pretty princess.
(Who doesn't know how to logout on a mac.) |
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| Huh. Fuck. -728. Also, I'm sorry about your x-box Kat. I'll fix it. |
[Dec. 3rd, 2006|04:53 pm] |
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In May I broke ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) afterannabel's X-Box (-12 points). In March I pulled over and changed uptowngirl03's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday bosium and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-728 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Humbert_McFate |
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| Meme |
[Jul. 16th, 2006|02:05 am] |
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
| ✓ I miss somebody right now. |
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. |
✓ I own lots of books. |
| × I wear glasses or contact lenses. |
× I love to play video games. |
× I've tried marijuana. |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. |
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. |
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. (Well, a lot of times.) |
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. |
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. |
( it goes on... ) |
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| Interesting. |
[Jun. 16th, 2006|12:27 am] |
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I just found a pair of women's underwear in my bedroom. This would not be unusual, but I haven't had a woman wear underwear in my bedroom for almost three months. |
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| A morning... |
[Jun. 10th, 2006|11:35 am] |
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I wake up in an unfamiliar room, I'm not sure if it's the one I fell asleep in. Walk to the bathroom... this is the most horrid room I've ever seen in my life. There's a white sink immediately to my left, past that is a toilet, and again, further is a bath/shower. The whole bathroom looks as if it were once a pearly white and is now a sickly pale yellow color. I investigate the medicine cabinet to find a series of unlabeled pills, a dead fly, some antiseptic (probably expired), and what would appear to be some sort of communal toothbrush. As I close the medicine cabinet, I hear a small commotion outside of the bathroom... I think I'll go somewhere and use a public bathroom, It'll probably be cleaner. I leave the bathroom, which was left unused by me, and proceed across the hallway to the room I was staying in. I change back into my clothes and move downstairs. There's a young boy playing video games in the living room... I walk past it. The kitchen looks no cleaner than the bathroom, and while this is a concern, I drink the coffee despite my inhibitions. Now, to get back home. I leave the house, cellphone in hand, iPod in pocket, and call my home... no answer. I call a series of cell phones, no answer. It seems as if the only people in the world alive at 9 o'clock in the morning are me and the video game child. No matter. I walk not up nor down the street, but left. I see a dirt path, and meander off the road (dodging cars as if I myself were frogger) and make tangent for the path. As this path of seemingly no return neigh unto careens off of the initial path and down into.... nowhere land, I look for an alternate. My options become the road I was just on, trees, a fence, and a large drop that may or may not go somewhere else. I opt for the drop. I maintain my trek through all of the available sand and rocks and back up another slope. I find myself somewhere on the side of a road in a nearby town. I know my way back from here... |
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